After an extensive survey of at least a couple of people, the 'Motorcycle Upgrading Planned Purchasing Excuse Team' or 'MUPPET' for short, has released the Top Ten excuses/justifications given and linked them to their appropriate occupations.
At Moto Ventura we feel it is fair to release the results of this 'M.U.P.P.E.T.' survey, enjoy!
1 - "I bought another motorcycle because I was drunk" - The Sailor
2 - "I bought another motorcycle so you didn't have too" - The Soldier
3 - "I bought another motorcycle so I can commute quicker" - The Fighter Pilot
4 - "I bought another motorcycle because it will help me squeeze through the traffic on the way to work" - The Slimming World Rep.
5 - "I bought a new motorcycle because 'so and so' has one" - The Neighbourhood Watch Co-ordinator
6 - "I bought a new motorcycle because it was an unbeatable offer that I just couldn't walk away from" - The Supermarket Manager
7 - "I bought a new motorcycle because in 12 months it'll be worth 28.7% more" - The Investment Banker
8 - "I bought a new motorcycle because I am on a mission from God" - The Vicar
9 - "I bought a new motorcycle because I want to talk about it" - The Relationship Counsellor
10 - "I can't possibly comment about the motorcycle I may or may not have bought but we are doing well on our pledge to tackle mass unemployment" - The Member of Parliament.
Whatever your occupation and whatever you ride, your next step is to fulfil it's potential and yours with a stunning Moto Ventura European motorcycle tour!
14 days and more 'passes' than Jedward at a Pub Quiz
14 days where we ride the Dolomites, GrossGlockner and the mind-blowing Adriatic Coast to Dubrovnik, Croatia
3 day around the glorious southwest and a chance to meet the Moto Ventura team
The legendary Black Forest in Germany with some beautiful city stopovers included.
It's a piece of cake!
"No excuses needed"
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